Workout: 30 min. walk before work.
Brace yourself. I’m going to grumble and bitch now.
I’ve done a bunch of Google searches in the last few days on being over 50. Searches like: best vitamins for over 50. Best stretches for over 50. Best fashions for over 50. Best foods for energy over 50.
Every single search turns up a website catering to folks who are grey haired and retired!!!! What is that about?? Seriously!
These folks are adorable but on the day I turn 50, I’ll only be 12 hours older than the day before when I was a “Sex And The City” 40-something babe. OK, I might be slightly over stating that, but not by much. I don’t have grey hair, an aging husband and a handicap sticker on the car. I’m not in menopause (not that there’s anything wrong with that!). And I’m not in the market for a hip replacement or orthopedic shoes.
Have I just not been searching in the right places? What am I missing?
You don’t even want to know what “sexy 50 year old” turns up. Good God! Don’t go there.
There definitely needs to be a new definition of “OVER 50”. Just sayin’.
There. Bitch session over.